Country music is stupid!

I found the name of this song on a website and didn't believe that it was real. Much to my dispair, not only is it real...it has a video too. I haven't listen to the song, so it might not even be shitty. Considering the name of it is "She thinks my tractor is sexy", I'm pretty sure it is. Well that and it's a country song.

You mean it's not Limp Bizkit???

I will start off by saying that I actually liked the first two Limp Bizkit albums. They were a lot of fun to listen too. But by the third, it sounded less like Limp Bizkit and more like the Fred Durst, I really like myself, Band. So when this song came out and sounded exactly like a bad Limp Bizkit song, I couldn't believe it. This band came out and straight stole the guitar style from Wes Borland of Limp. Which at that point in his Limp career, he probably could've cared less and was just making shit up anyways. Enter Crazytown. Which is a stupid name, by the way. Anyways, they must have heard the latest Limp Bizkit song and realized that the quickest way to fame was to steal another band's music and make a lame ass song out of it. Let's recap, Limp Bizkit starting into there sucky phase. Crazytown (stupid name) trying to find fame by stealing guitar riffs from said sucky phase and being different by making a cool rap-rock song that was a trend already on it's way out to the trend graveyard. Put all that together in a pot and mix, and you get a huge mass of musical shit. This is getting long enough, so I won't even begin making fun of the way these tools look. "Oh, we're so different by looking like 90% of all the other edgy rockers of today!" Fuck them! Crazytown sucks! Here's their shit...



Update:
I found this afterwards and thought it was pretty funny. I found it here

Question
Do you know why Crazy Town was booed at the OZZfest? because I think the Gift of Game is really good. Why do people not like them?

Answer
Well personally I think they're pretty crap, but so are lots of the Ozzfest bands. Real hard rock doesn't need to try and fake a 'tough' attitude like the kind of bands that play there.

In answer to your question of why they were booed, Wikipedia has this to say: "[Butterfly] also cost the band credibility among hard rock fans because of the single's sugary sound and heavy airplay on mainstream radio. The fans' backlash against Crazy Town was evident during Ozzfest when they were booed and pelted with urine-filled bottles during their performance. [citation needed] This was all a result of Billy Calanca a band member who actually liked being drenched in urine."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Brown Note is real! I have proof!

What the hell is with Shakira? I don't speak spanish, so I don't know if she sounds any better on her spanish albums. But when she sings in english it hurts me. There are literal pains that goes across my body when I hear her voice. But this song in particular, actually creates the mythical Brown Note. (click link for definition, if you don't already know.) I'm not sure about the rest of you, but yodelling sucks, and has only been popular in the Alps. So why is it a columbian chick can yodel, and it's cool? So grab a diaper, listen to this, and have fun!

WTF Part 1 of Many

"First off thanks to B for setting this idea into motion. Way to go man! It's a great compliment to the other site Old School Friday" --Now on to the post

Today, my Shitty Music Monday post is brought to you by the letters

W, T, & F!

This is an example of an extremely weird phenom that I could never wrap my mind around. I never could understand how something like this could ever be called music or even entertaining. I mean for fucks sake, it was the theme song for the 1996 Democratic National Convention. That in itself is a W.T.F.!

Not only did this song make news headlines and became a worldwide addiction to white people with no sense of rhythm, but it was at #1 on the U.S. Charts for FOURTEEN FUCKING WEEKS.

What song is this that you are probably like, "spit it out already dumbass".

My friends... I give you...

The Macarena