Lip Gloss?

When did music succumb to using "Lip Gloss" as the main ingredient of a song and it's lyrics.

This post is just an addition to the post from last week.

This can't be ignored!

I know it's been almost a month since our last post, and it's all because I have been super busy. But this song cannot be ignored! I think that it has to be one of the worst songs ever made and played on national air waves. The lyrics, (if you can call them that) are retarded and repetitive, and there is an obnoxious air raid siren going off the whole time along with some stupid ass hype man saying, "yeah" constantly. I couldn't even make it half way through the song. I challenge all of you to get all the way through it. Good luck to you all!

Emo Rock SUCKS!

I wish the "Gong Show" still existed, only it was for current artists to let them know what people really thought of their music! Maybe then this group would finally disappear.

Country music is stupid!

I found the name of this song on a website and didn't believe that it was real. Much to my dispair, not only is it real...it has a video too. I haven't listen to the song, so it might not even be shitty. Considering the name of it is "She thinks my tractor is sexy", I'm pretty sure it is. Well that and it's a country song.

Part Gay

This one go's out to everyone who was on this guy's jock when this song came out. F**king RED HAT! Is he still wearing that hat? You still cannot where a red hat in North America without some saying "sup Fred Douche". I think this video shows all his talents. Damn! he got like crazy boy band ass. I bet you he keeps his hat on.

Shit from the block

I hate Jennifer Lopez. Her music is horrid and her looks are totally overrated. She's also totally full of herself. In this song, she talks about how even though she's all awesome and rich, she's just Jenny from the block. What a crock of shit!

ICE Say's it Best!

Go Ninja Go.

What can I say that hasn't been said.

Another WTF moment...

Another WTF moment brought to you by Christopher Columbus day. I think that if he even knew this video was going to exist by coming to this country, he would have committed suicide or opted for the scurvy.



However, if he saw the after the fact video maybe he would have changed his mind. I think only someone like Jim Carrey could have saved his fate with comedy like this.

Hey there?

This worthless piece is another song that is way overplayed. {shock} It fearures some whiny guy singing to some chick about who knows. All I know is that if you want to be a whiny guy with a guitar, and/or piano(The Fray, Snow Patrol) ... Shut the hell up! How bad can it be?

To whom it may concern...I Hate You!!

I had actually forgotten about this song, thankfully. Well then some smacktard on the radio requested it today and brought it searing back into my head. So, to the fan of Lou Bega's "Mambo No.5," I hate you! You, sir, are an asshole.

OMG WTF Part 2

I couldn't bare even watching the original video so I found this one instead.

Like I said in response to the "Crazytown" post, I think these bands like the above are offspring from other crappy bands. They somehow mated and their offspring are polluting the American music industry.

I mean if your gonna re-do the "Hey Mickey" song, at least put some references in there to show that you do have some class.

Enjoy the sadness/madness! ! !

You mean it's not Limp Bizkit???

I will start off by saying that I actually liked the first two Limp Bizkit albums. They were a lot of fun to listen too. But by the third, it sounded less like Limp Bizkit and more like the Fred Durst, I really like myself, Band. So when this song came out and sounded exactly like a bad Limp Bizkit song, I couldn't believe it. This band came out and straight stole the guitar style from Wes Borland of Limp. Which at that point in his Limp career, he probably could've cared less and was just making shit up anyways. Enter Crazytown. Which is a stupid name, by the way. Anyways, they must have heard the latest Limp Bizkit song and realized that the quickest way to fame was to steal another band's music and make a lame ass song out of it. Let's recap, Limp Bizkit starting into there sucky phase. Crazytown (stupid name) trying to find fame by stealing guitar riffs from said sucky phase and being different by making a cool rap-rock song that was a trend already on it's way out to the trend graveyard. Put all that together in a pot and mix, and you get a huge mass of musical shit. This is getting long enough, so I won't even begin making fun of the way these tools look. "Oh, we're so different by looking like 90% of all the other edgy rockers of today!" Fuck them! Crazytown sucks! Here's their shit...



Update:
I found this afterwards and thought it was pretty funny. I found it here

Question
Do you know why Crazy Town was booed at the OZZfest? because I think the Gift of Game is really good. Why do people not like them?

Answer
Well personally I think they're pretty crap, but so are lots of the Ozzfest bands. Real hard rock doesn't need to try and fake a 'tough' attitude like the kind of bands that play there.

In answer to your question of why they were booed, Wikipedia has this to say: "[Butterfly] also cost the band credibility among hard rock fans because of the single's sugary sound and heavy airplay on mainstream radio. The fans' backlash against Crazy Town was evident during Ozzfest when they were booed and pelted with urine-filled bottles during their performance. [citation needed] This was all a result of Billy Calanca a band member who actually liked being drenched in urine."

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The Brown Note is real! I have proof!

What the hell is with Shakira? I don't speak spanish, so I don't know if she sounds any better on her spanish albums. But when she sings in english it hurts me. There are literal pains that goes across my body when I hear her voice. But this song in particular, actually creates the mythical Brown Note. (click link for definition, if you don't already know.) I'm not sure about the rest of you, but yodelling sucks, and has only been popular in the Alps. So why is it a columbian chick can yodel, and it's cool? So grab a diaper, listen to this, and have fun!

Pretty Shitty for a White Guy!!!

I can't even begin to discuss how stupid this song is. This another one of those songs that I can't figure out why the hell people like, let alone make it as popular as it once got. Good news is, this album seems to have killed the career of the Offspring. Having an album come out in 2003 that apparently bombed, hopefully we will never hear them again.

WTF is... ahh hell, I don't want to know!

And the theme was to get wasted "pissing the night away". All the Americans thought it was "pissing" because you were drinking so much liquids. (Idiots)

I however was schooled by the plethera of EuorTrash around me while being stationed in Italy. This song was the damn "let's get drunk" theme for every Thurs/Fri/Sat night! ! ! ! Until it got old.... after the first weekend. In all the listening and drinking and being young and stupid, we still couldn't figure out exactly WHAT THE FUCK TUBTHUMPING was.

To this day I still don't know and don't really care to.

--Enjoy

Probably my most hated song ever...

The 90's gave us to things in music that made no sense. One was strange techno pop music and the other was Garth Brooks and country pop. Neither of which made any bloody sense at all. Well then this song came along and combined the nonsense. I give you Cotton Eye Joe, by the Rednex. If the name wasn't stupid enough. It would imply that they would be from a southern state here in the US. But we would be wrong. They were from Sweden. Wha?? Seriously? Sweden? Rednex?? Whatever. Watch this crap!

Lyrics that hurt to listen to.....

Gotta bring up T-Pain again....sorry! This guy has got to have some of the worst lyrics that have ever come out of the mouth of a human. It never ceases to amaze me how rap artists like to advertise their astounding grasp of the human language. The hook in this song states, "She made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk. And now I know she thinks i'm cool. " hmmm... i can see T-Pain and Akon sitting in the studio trying to think of a song... i bet it went something like this:

Akon: "Hey yo, let's throw down some lyrics"
T-Pain : "Word... let's write about that honey at da bar last night... she so wanted me."
Akon: "ya dog, she did. fo rizeal. she made you a drink to drink, you drunk it and got drunk...i know she thinks you're cool."
T-Pain :"AWWW SNAP DAWG! that's the shit! write that down... we're done. "

On a separate note, T-Pain, do us a favor, lay off the synthecizer. There is only one person cool enough to use a vocal synthesizer in music, and that my friend, is Peter Frampton. I think it is actually a law that if you MUST use a vocal synthesizer, it must be directly connected to an electric guitar.

WTF Part 1 of Many

"First off thanks to B for setting this idea into motion. Way to go man! It's a great compliment to the other site Old School Friday" --Now on to the post

Today, my Shitty Music Monday post is brought to you by the letters

W, T, & F!

This is an example of an extremely weird phenom that I could never wrap my mind around. I never could understand how something like this could ever be called music or even entertaining. I mean for fucks sake, it was the theme song for the 1996 Democratic National Convention. That in itself is a W.T.F.!

Not only did this song make news headlines and became a worldwide addiction to white people with no sense of rhythm, but it was at #1 on the U.S. Charts for FOURTEEN FUCKING WEEKS.

What song is this that you are probably like, "spit it out already dumbass".

My friends... I give you...

The Macarena

Todays music = Shit

Has anyone else over the age of 18 noticed that the music that is out today is absolutely horrible? In our first post on this site, I am going to compare todays crap, with yesterdays goodness. The problem is, where do we start?

Let's start with pop music. To be fair, pop music has generally sucked. It is the main reason for disco. But even nowadays, can't get that right. Today we have this guy named Sean Kingston, and his song "Beautiful Girls." All I know is he whines about being suicidal a lot and is totally tone deaf. See in today's music market, you don't even have to able to sing in order to get a record deal. It's rather amazing. So here it is, try to stomach it.



This is a hard one. But here is a great pop song that people still like today and I am really surprised that nobody has tried to remake it. (Unless you count Reel Big Fish, but I like that version too.)




Lets move on to rock music. Today, you have 3 choices...Emo, Pop-punk, or Nickelback. For today, we will focus on this garbage known as pop-punk. Our main offender is Ms. Avril Lavigne. I have hated her since the moment I heard words ooze out of her mouth. But her biggest monstrocity is "Girlfriend." Not only is this song really bad. The rumors are out that she stole this song. How bad do you have to be to steal someone elses song, and then take it to such a high level of sucktitude? Let's not forget the hook she stole from Toni Basil's "Mickey" there in the middle of the song. I have to go throw up now. Watch this while I'm gone.
Ok, so the record label won't allow me to embed the clip here. So if you want to see the video, it is HERE
But you can hear the song here
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Now, let's let Tim Armstrong and Rancid show us what punk can really be. I love when he sings, he spits all over anything in his way.




Now on to country. As far as I know, country has always sucked and will continue to do so until the end of time. So I will post the most country thing I know. That's from The Blues Brothers.

"We've got both kinds...country and western"



R&B. What has happened to you? You used to be soulful and have a meaning. Whether it be setting the mood for romance, or just calming down listening to the quiet storm. Today we have people like T-Pain. Going back to not being able to sing. This guy has to use a synthesizer to mask his voice. Somehow this crap sells. What is wrong with these kids? While searching for this video, I learned about another classy song he does called, "I'm in love wit a stripper." This guy rules!



And now for a song that shouldn't even be on the same page as this garbage, we'll play Marvin Gaye's "Let's get it on." Please don;t haunt me Mr.Gaye. I meant no disrespect.




Finally, let's cover rap. Through my life, I have switch back and forth from being a rap fan. There have been some really great times in rap's history. And a few bad ones. Now is one of those times. There is nothing at all, good about the stuff that is out right now. I'll prove that by playing a song that I hear way too much. and should be burned. Also instead of showing these idiots bounce around looking retarded, I will post a clip of Family Guy characters dancing to this song. You'll get the point.



I will keep this one simple. No description needed.


"And this one,Snoop Doggy Dogg. Needs to get a jobby-job!"