Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Lyrics that hurt to listen to.....

Gotta bring up T-Pain again....sorry! This guy has got to have some of the worst lyrics that have ever come out of the mouth of a human. It never ceases to amaze me how rap artists like to advertise their astounding grasp of the human language. The hook in this song states, "She made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk. And now I know she thinks i'm cool. " hmmm... i can see T-Pain and Akon sitting in the studio trying to think of a song... i bet it went something like this:

Akon: "Hey yo, let's throw down some lyrics"
T-Pain : "Word... let's write about that honey at da bar last night... she so wanted me."
Akon: "ya dog, she did. fo rizeal. she made you a drink to drink, you drunk it and got drunk...i know she thinks you're cool."
T-Pain :"AWWW SNAP DAWG! that's the shit! write that down... we're done. "

On a separate note, T-Pain, do us a favor, lay off the synthecizer. There is only one person cool enough to use a vocal synthesizer in music, and that my friend, is Peter Frampton. I think it is actually a law that if you MUST use a vocal synthesizer, it must be directly connected to an electric guitar.




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